Happy Holidays!
"A jolly metropolis holiday, we spend with our eggnog and candy canes, cozy inside watching snowflakes, blanket the town into calm display.
Joyous are we for each other, no matter the fur, scales or color, to be safe and warm in December, in this world full of infinite wonder."
Fourth of July Crack Ups
"What's the difference between a duck and George Washington? - One has a bill on his face, the other has his face on a bill."
"Why did the duck say, 'Bang'?" - Because he was a firequaker."
